You Might Be An OHS Junior If…

ZOÉ ABRAHAMER AND RACHEL FINKELSTEIN

  • Your English class seems more like a political science class
  • If you have Mr. Skinner, you call him Skinner
  • If you do not have Mr. Skinner, you call him Dr. Skinner
  • You think you are an American history genius until you figure out that high school U.S. is a whole other ballpark than middle school
  • Your most commonly used acronyms are SAT, ACT, APUSH, APES, and APHUG
  • College is now a legitimate thing
  • You and your guidance counselor start to become besties
  • Varsity or die
  • You think you’re cool because you can go out for lunch
  • You wake up in the morning wondering if today is your last because you have Driver’s Ed
  • Mr. Kalner’s pronunciations don’t even bother you anymore
  • Mr. Wolfson and you are competing in The Bachelor Brackets
  • You’ve caught senioritis a year early
  • You are in Personal Finance and still don’t know what taxes are
  • You can go out but you can’t drive
  • When you can drive, you can only park on side streets and not in the parking lot
  • Your transcript is your holy book
  • You have yet to join a club in high school and realize that maybe now is a good time to stock up on extracurriculars
  • You take college and career quizzes on Buzzfeed
  • You hope you have a near death experience to write about for your college essay