You Might Be An OHS Science Teacher If…


  • your class sets off the fire alarm.
  • goggles are your favorite accessory.
  • reduce, reuse, and recycle is your motto.
  • you are either on Team Mendeleev or Team Darwin.
  • you binge watch The Big Bang Theory.
  • you’re too cool for the resource center.
  • Liquid Nitrogen Day is your favorite day.
  • you are fascinated by rocks.
  • your Halloween costume is a periodic table element.
  • you use science puns on the daily.
  • you are most likely to be confused for a social studies teacher.
  • you know the difference between a flask and a beaker.
  • you idolize Bill Nye the Science Guy…
  • and Neil Degrasse Tyson.
  • dissection is your cardio.
  • you preach “stop pollution” *drives car to school everyday*
  • organic or die!
  • you are either super calm or super hyped – there is no in between.
  • you casually throw around Star Wars references in lessons.
  • a student drops a pen and you say to your class “what you just witnessed is called this great phenomenon – gravity”.
  • you’ve learned only recently that your classroom water source is contaminated.
  • everyday is casual Friday.
  • you have a song for every topic you teach.
  • when you get off topic, you really get off topic.
  • you would accidentally write your son’s name on his birth certificate “Atom” instead of “Adam”
  • the number of mandatory labs triggers you.
  • you need a period and a half because science is just better than the other subjects.

3 Comments on "You Might Be An OHS Science Teacher If…"

  1. Mrs. Sammartano | February 6, 2017 at 1:45 PM |

    Really funny! Love this, girls! From, Mrs. Sammartano

  2. This is hilarious!

  3. Keep on writing, great job!

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